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What the hell is a VBF? Extending the acronym, it stands for Virtual Boy Friend. First mentioned in my blog prior to this one you are reading.

So what is basically a VBF? I strongly believe (Yuck! I sounded like sooo serious… as if I’m in a defense of some sort… not so me!) Ok… so where (or when) this term came about?

Let me try to define it word by word, piece by piece…

Boy n means male technically and physically who longs for female companionship? Initially it’s the girl or women longs for them but lately, due to openness on the “concept” of sexuality… the additional gender and acceptance (well, mostly by all but not yet totally) of homosexuals. With this definition, I gave you probable doubts that I maybe gay but for basis and logical reason (Shocks! I sounded serious again… gees!) I am a physically, biologically and authentic woman.

Friend n means someone who has a close personal relationship of mutual affection and trust with another… need I say more? (thank you, Mr. Webster!)

And Virtual n tells of something in effect even if not in reality or not conforming to the generally accepted definition of the term. (Again, thank you, Mr. Webster!)

By definition, “virtual” is absolutely perfect adjective to describe my BF. We do meet, go out, give gifts and at times held hands but beyond what your imagination may be telling you, like in those movies you’ve watched and is playing over and over in your head –– we are NOT those “usual” couples of the society. Those pairs that believed and is living on the “romanticized” type of relationship. We never (and that’s definitely forever) go beyond that. No mushy-mushy loveeey-dabee pair… no French kissing for us, no “inseparable-dependency drama” and of course, no intercourse, make love, sex (or whatever you may call it!) to anticipate––NOT even a BJ! ;) My goodness! I don’t want to be caught in between fights nor the cause of separation.

He has a partner.

Yup. He does have one. A very fortunate one, if I may say ;)

Although if that happens, (the sex and all) my hair shall grow longer and will revolve around the world 5x!!! And I’ll be crossing out “becoming a mistress” on my list as well. –– Ha! Ha! Ha!

Dahlin’ if you’re reading these… hope I won’t be freaking you out. Or else, that would be another thing to blog about –– He! He! He!

Just kidding!!! My goodness! That really can’t be possible cause if that REALLY happens, he’ll become a full-pledge lesbian!!! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

As far as I know, it is I (vainly claiming its sole ownership of the term) who is the first and even the only who has a VBF.

Despite the definition, I know and is assured that my VBF is far better off to those men around me right now. I might be missing some of the privileges of having a normal relationship I once had (well, if that can even be considered “normal”). I am not closing my doors to men nor am I a man-hater. It’s just that right now, while the “probable” guy seemed to be lost looking for me (if there is one or still alive), this setup works well for me –– and for him.

Whether it’s a Virtual Boyfriend or a Virtual Girlfriend, it pays well to have one––well, in a non-monetary way, of course! May be you might like to have one too? He! He! He! ;)

And that folks, is what a VBF is.

Bragging

This I have to brag…


This is just one I got virtual boyfriend’s presents.

We finally got a chance to meet up by my VBF (virtual boyfriend) after he left me for his Christmas break in the vast desert of Dubai inhaling Shisha (check spelling), striding like a diva in the sidewalks, hip bumping with a belly dancer and riding the camel.

How I envy his adventures there while we wipe saliva drool over our computer monitor. (Of course, I’m exaggerating) But with his magnificent visually stimulating blogging it felt that whoever reads it has been their with him in his “adventures”. Ha! With what he stated, one friend of ours dreams to visit the very same place and as if retrace my VBF steps.

Oh… and one more thing… (Sorry Steve Jobs, with all my respect, I had to borrow your famous and notable line)



Another present from him… hahaha! I haven’t even reached the mid-section of my previous “Black Book” and now he gives me another one!

That’s just of the reasons why he is my virtual boyfriend (VBF). (Oh, I erased our names)

And don’t argue with that!!!