The EIW! Series No. 2

Some people are just born jerks. And part of that pool of people is your ex. Despite the fact that you used to love him and make tanggol of him, there will really come a time that you will be in despise and will tell yourself what’s with me and I used to be his girlfriend.

Scenario 1: He asks you out again saying, “just like the good old times”.

Teka lang, wait! Tulad ng dati? Has he not gotten over you? That’s flattering. But he dumps you and then asks you out again? Hmmm… Get over it and get away from me, jerk!


Scenario 2: He YMs you and gives his new number, even though you didn’t ask for it, and says, “eto na, kahit di mo hingin para tawagan mo ako” (translation: here it is even though you didn’t ask for it, so you’d call me).

The nerve! Ikaw pang tatawag? Eh gago pala talaga yung ex mo eh! Girl… move, like ask na a lawyer to give that restraining order for thousands of miles away ang distance n’yo dapat.


Scenario 3: You quite see him often and he says, he’s just around the corner.

If you feel it’s quite odd to see him “around the corner”, girl, if your gut feeling tells you sinusundan-sundan ka nya, then he IS a stalker! May be you need to have a new boyfriend na or hire a bodyguard. Pero since wala ka ring budget unlike Ruffa Gutierrez na PNP Police pang bodyguards, perhaps start asking favor sa isang male friend for your protection. Choose a nice looking guy na rin, so at lest he can pose na rin as a pseudo-BF ;)


It may be flattering at a certain point when ex-es go back to you but most of the times it irritating, even scary. May it be obsession or plain annoyance, still it’s not nice. What can we do, we are simple irresistible creatures.

EIW! Series entry no. 2: The Bugging Ex

Threat With a Cause

I am really pissed with what most of the people in one of our client’s office has been doing to my team.

Pissed that I can make patay or make saksak to anyone of them if I see them right now. Specially the first lady.

But come to think of it, masisira ang nails ko and my hand will havee bahid with icky blood na baka berde paaah…

It’s like… kadiri!

That would have been my reaction if I would be writing each time I feel inis to our clients, each time they make some tanga judgements or revision calls… Or I could have written more emotional and more authentic Kris reactions if I have reacted right then and there…

But it’s been way behind… the rage and emotion that certain stupid people has been causing to me and most of my team.

The peak was just this day. I was suppose to have just a lazy Saturday when I got an early SMS from my team mate asking if I am awake and read an email from the first lady… well, if it’s from the first lady… it’s war AGAIN.

My friend-boss has been holding the biggest threat for weeks now. Just a few minutes ago, he released it to the “president”. A threat that neither sides will be of a winner. Both loses. But it would regain the morale of the team with all the risk on our backs again.

Now, we make hintay as to what the reaction of the president-big boss that we believe in from the very start. He could have been the President Marcos the lead the Philippine economy high but was dragged down by the people around him.

A brilliant and nice man… with a dream… and my boss-friend could be Ninoy Aquino, my "dad"… hopefully, minus the assassination plot of course.

The EIW! Series

I just thought, why not write something close to my heart and perhaps really funny or scary or whatever feeling may be associated with it. So, what is really near to me right now? Mga “kadiring” experiences!!!

Let me start with my very own experience kanina lang…

You know, I have been in denial of it for weeks now since baka I’m just confused or hallucinating but kanina, I can’t deny it anymore! Because instead na I may be kilig since I like this guy but hindi eh.

Before he said “hi” and then made beso...

He made kindat to me!


The beso nga was kinda malakas kasi I felt a little pain on my cheek. And he reacted as well. He said, “aray” also.

I wonder why I didn’t feel kilig about it? I like him pa naman pero… YUCK talaga eh! Pero what he really did is like...

EIW!

EIW! Series entry no. 1: The Wink

Alter Ego Is Brought Back To Life

May isang blog akong natuklasan na (finally) napapanahon ng ilabas ko at buhayin ang sleeping beauty kong persona. Matagal-tagal ko na rin siyang itinago at itinatwa. Maraming na ring nangyari na dapat nai-blog ko pero wala na, it's all down the drain na.

Dati, noong payat at bata-bata pa ako, may mangilang-ngilang nagsasabing kamukha ko daw siya at parehas daw kami magsalita o mag-comment. Hanggang ngayon, hindi ko alam (o matanggap?) kung seryoso ba silang lahat o ginagago lang nila ako.

Ngayon, sabi ko, let's turn the tables... what if I use it in my advantage (paano man, di pa ako sure?). Ilabas na ang nagtatagong persona. In the language that I am really comfortable with, Tagalog... o minsan, Taglish (Tagalog+English). Paano ko mabubuhay ang personang ito sa pagsusulat? Hindi ko rin alam. Bahala na si Batman, o Batgirl... o si Kuya Boy Abunda (huh?) Let's see na lang if this would work and help me out as well.

So, anong aasahan n'yo sa page blog na ito? Tungkol pa rin sa buhay ko, ng ibang tao kung anu-ano pa na may kasamang panlalait, pang-ookray, may papuri rin naman at siguro, patawa minsan. Pero di ako talaga kumedyante eh. I may speak like her in this page blog also. Basta, surprise na lang. Kasi baka pati ako, masupresa rin.

Good luck sa ating lahat.

Sana hindi ako mahabla lang sa gagawin kong ito. Hindi ko rin ma-guarantee na kathang-isip lang ang mga lalabas dito o nangyari sa buhay ko. Pasensya na lang sa mga taong tatamaan kung magiging pasaway ako. Sabi nga, bato-bato sa langit ang tamaan ay... GUILTY!

Mga kapatid... Kristeta Punyeta is back from the dead!