Thursday, May 04, 2006

Jerks are still surviving these days!

Men are generally jerks…

Well, if not all of them, they’re the most types that I met these years.

Realizations that came to be proven theories by experience:
Realization no. 1
You need to be a head-turner type of woman to be “recalled”… meaning you have big breasts and voluptuous buns (or at least one of them) or better yet, the “sexy-bottle” body figure.

Realization no. 2
If you don’t belong to the species mentioned above but you are “remembered”, DON’T CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY. Do some background check on your family ties or friends, perhaps they’re the reasons why the jerks remembers you or is really, really nice to you… because you’re the sister of the girl they wanted to score, or the best friend of the girl he wanted to be close to and court, or the cousin of the contact he need to have a singing career… in other words… You’re the “bridge”, you hold the line of his success!

Realization no. 3
Deny… Lie… Alibi! Yup! These are the easiest escape for these men when they made a mistake about you on no. 1 and don’t need you on no. 2. Yes, my dear readers. They’ll deny they know you. Lie if they’re online or you caught them with their scheme. And have lame alibis, like they didn’t receive your text messages, phone calls, voicemails or offline messages because their phone batteries were out, they lost their phone with it your number and messages or the best and lamest excuse… their sister is using his YM ID!

Awwww… you’re sweet!!! For you to share to your sister your YM ID and be caught with all your lady fans’ messages!

Stupid creature! Grrrrr…

My brother warned about men with such professions like seamen, military/policeman and ex-seminarians … plus a girl-friend of mine added theater person (actors, artists, etc.)… and now I add rockstar… all the more those ASPIRANTS to be in the mainstream.

Mark my word… someone will have his worst night when he founds out some girl he used managed to play with his dreams…

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!